February 2012
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January 2012
the dopest ethiopienne: What is it with Ghetto... →
sumney:
I get it now.
All my life, I grew up being told that “black” names are ghetto and held by people who are likely to be trashy. If you know a girl named Laquisha, Latoya, Shaniqua, or Kelendria, she’s probably the neighborhood hoodrat, and even names like Tyrone and Tyrese are…
giraffegiraf replied to your post: I am guilty of the worst crime of all
i have been guilty of this too and cried silent tears because they are so expensive and delicious but last time i smeared it in my hair and it was crazy moisturised albeit a little hard to get out
Yeah, wasting food makes me so sad. Hmmm, next time I’m totally going to try putting it in my hair! (If it’s not...
theadventuresofmichaelpawlak replied to your post: theadventuresofmichaelpawlak replied to your post:…
don’t be too hard on yourself! These bad puns are more fun than a game of quac-a-mole.
I’d love to continue this discussion, but I haas to guac n’ roll.
theadventuresofmichaelpawlak replied to your post: theadventuresofmichaelpawlak replied to your post:…
that’s really…the pits
I’m sorry I’m not more…apeeling.
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theadventuresofmichaelpawlak replied to your post: I am guilty of the worst crime of all
I’m sorry but I thought you were a different person than this. I’m going to unfollow now.
I understand, I am a filthy avocado waster. I would unflollow myself if I could.
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I am guilty of the worst crime of all
Not finishing an avocado before it went bad.
Seriously, though. I’m so sorry you had to die in vain, little avocado friend. I wish we had gotten to know each other better. :,(
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“I’m not ashamed to ‘dress like a woman’ because I don’t think it’s shameful to...”
– Iggy Pop (via anorable)
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ameliabutter asked: That bootymeat picture is lookin' SO GOOD, V. Cutieyeah!
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Femme slumber party porch gang
Me + people I love. Photos by the lovely and amazing Jen Wong.
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Hey guys, I joined OkCupid for shits and giggles, Say hello?
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theadventuresofmichaelpawlak said: yeah bending over and taking a portrait through your legs just isn’t considered classy for some reason.
Pfffft what’s classy?
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samuel-rules asked: you look great!
ybfoto replied to your post: ybfoto replied to your post: Picture of my face…
I have to put at least one or two panties down ass up shots to get any play in my photography port so I know how you feel..KINDA ;)… ps miss you in front of my camera…shootee soon?
Ass sells!
Of course dude, any time!
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ybfoto replied to your post: Picture of my face has 3 notes. Picture of my rump…
oh please precious you know there isnt a part of you that isn’t nam nam
Aw I know. I just thought it was funny. :)
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theadventuresofmichaelpawlak replied to your post: Picture of my face has 3 notes. Picture of my rump…
get your butt and face into the same shot and you’re golden!
I don’t know if I’m that flexible.
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Picture of my face has 3 notes. Picture of my rump has 53 notes.
I see how it is. I should just have a butt for a face. (cry cry)
No, It’s cool. I like butts too.
survivor-problems:
The fear that those holes in your memory will never resurface and you’re terrified of what your brain is hiding from you. submitted by toranseisstrong
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my fitness goal
snuffboxisdead:
is to look toned in a Zardoz outfit for Halloween
complete with backward god head mask and rifle
YES. ZARRRRRRDOZZZZZZZ.
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Shaft of light
Sounds like a sci-fi porno.
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the dopest ethiopienne: Hard Truths: Minority... →
racismschool:
White Men are the new minority. They can’t get scholarships for school because of the colored and lady folk. Except, that’s not true. Not even a little bit.
Once again, because of the amount of “…but white men” complaints, a study was done on their behalf to see if there…
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“A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.”
– Arabic Proverb (via arabswagger)
lost my job in July, by the way
Me: I need money I should get a job
Generalized Anxiety Disorder: You have to do this, this, this, this before you can even think about looking at a help wanted sign, and then you have to -
Borderline Personality Disorder: Who the fuck would hire you anyway?
ADD: Oh did you want to write a resume? I thought you meant draw, surf tumblr, read articles, do dishes, write thoughtful comments, interspersed by staring at a blank document
Queerness: RESUME? Oh god do I have to put my legal name? Do I have to pretend to be a chick again?
Depression: just cry yourself to sleep and think about it sometime next month
GAD: then you'll never get a job, you will end up dying on the cold chicago streets
Borderline: not even the chicago streets, you live in the fucking suburbs
you won't end up on the streets you'll live forever as a burden to all those who know you
Depression: but that's what I'm like now
Me: Maybe I can get disability or unemployment?
Disorders: lol bitch you can't even get a job and you've done that before
Government: hahahahahahhahahah
Ha
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“I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great...”
– Martin Luther King, Jr (Letter from a Birmingham Jail, 1963)
(via thejewishhippiewithabeard) I will never stop saying this: it is you “neutral” whites who make the continuation of racism possible every single day.
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