My mug n’ nails, & all the crap that’s on them! I do so love my beauty rituals. (should this be a regular feature?)

Eyes & brows: Urban Decay Primer & Dashiki eyeshadow, Sugarpill Velocity & Mochi shadows(from the Heatbreaker pallet), Maybelline Great Lash in royal blue.

Cheeks: Urban Decay Hot Pants eyeshadow used as blush (Don’t even try to tell me I can’t rub eyeshadow all over the sides of my face, cuz yer not the boss of my, okay?)

Lips: Mac Morange

Face: who cares, foundation is boooooring! (Maybelline Dream Matte Mouse foundation & Studio Gear concealer)

Nails: Spoiled (by wetnwild) ‘My Saturn Broke Down’ over Wet n’ Wild Megalast in ‘I need a refresh-mint’. Man, nail polish colors are the best/worst/most hilarious. My favorite are the bad puns. I can’t believe there are people out there who get paid good money to come up with that crap. I should have their job, I’d do so much better. Do you know I have this nice iridescent glitter polish that’s called ‘Pearl Harbor’. Yes, really. WTF.