Vivian De Milo: queer hard-femme-boy hot mess, descended from unicorns and jellyfish.
Pronouns: they and/or vee(s)
December 6th
2:32 AM
I just whipped up these cookies from scratch and ate. so. many. of. them. Ouch, feels good man

I just whipped up these cookies from scratch and ate. so. many. of. them. Ouch, feels good man

November 24th
2:48 AM

Having a serious self care date tonight cuz I deserve it ya know

November 18th
4:07 AM

Busted out a surprise fall family dinner from scratch for my son and daughter #cool dad

September 23rd
12:05 PM

Dork

September 3rd
7:51 PM

Soooo Hannah and I made the best cake ever for Gregg’s birthday (it’s even vegan). It took all day. This was both of our first times using fondant!

June 30th
4:18 PM

It’s my sweethearts birthday. Chocolate cake made from scratch (for breakfast…yolo), roses from the abandoned lot behind the house, a bottle of scotch, and a drawing of them playing poker with our three rats.

June 18th
5:57 PM
Via
Woah cutest popsicles EVER are they even edible?

Woah cutest popsicles EVER are they even edible?

May 1st
11:52 PM
Via
February 3rd
3:31 AM

Comfort food as self care.

February 1st
7:40 PM
Dear Diary, yesterday Lyda and I went out for coffee and she got espresso poured over ice cream and I got a cinnamon roll and black coffee and we had an intense food fantasy talk, then we watched the Last Unicorn and ate cupcakes and did our nails and she gave me her white crackle polish (it’s so much fun I’ve never tried crackles b4) and I fell asleep on the couch at 5:30 in the morning when I finally got home I was stoned for over 12 hours yesterday oof too much what is time anyway and how does it work. I really need to clean the kitchen.
PS why are my friends all 2 cute, I have really cute friends okay
PSS my face is beat, I really need more sleep. I just can’t relax enough to sleep well lately, I’m too stressed out ugh plus I’ve been drinking way too much coffee lately but it is so warm and deslishous ok?

Dear Diary, yesterday Lyda and I went out for coffee and she got espresso poured over ice cream and I got a cinnamon roll and black coffee and we had an intense food fantasy talk, then we watched the Last Unicorn and ate cupcakes and did our nails and she gave me her white crackle polish (it’s so much fun I’ve never tried crackles b4) and I fell asleep on the couch at 5:30 in the morning when I finally got home I was stoned for over 12 hours yesterday oof too much what is time anyway and how does it work. I really need to clean the kitchen.
PS why are my friends all 2 cute, I have really cute friends okay
PSS my face is beat, I really need more sleep. I just can’t relax enough to sleep well lately, I’m too stressed out ugh plus I’ve been drinking way too much coffee lately but it is so warm and deslishous ok?

January 24th
12:11 AM
Toast a bagel and put butter and chocolate frosting on it. Trust me just do it.

Toast a bagel and put butter and chocolate frosting on it. Trust me just do it.

January 15th
10:00 PM
Via
nuestrahermana:

Super easy energy balls: 1 cup peanut butter or almond butter 1/2 cup flaxseed meal 1 cup oats 1 handful or more of chocolate or carob chips 1/4 honey or agave & any small amounts of dried fruits or seeds + dash of cinnamon. Mix reaaaally well and form little balls (I do this with my hand) and set in container in fridge. Gluten free & high protein


Mmmm these sound really tasty. Must make. I need more healthy snax in my life!

nuestrahermana:

Super easy energy balls: 1 cup peanut butter or almond butter 1/2 cup flaxseed meal 1 cup oats 1 handful or more of chocolate or carob chips 1/4 honey or agave & any small amounts of dried fruits or seeds + dash of cinnamon. Mix reaaaally well and form little balls (I do this with my hand) and set in container in fridge. Gluten free & high protein

Mmmm these sound really tasty. Must make. I need more healthy snax in my life!
November 15th
12:33 AM
I’m hungry but I’m too lazy to make food. I wish someone would come over with a pizza.

I’m hungry but I’m too lazy to make food. I wish someone would come over with a pizza.

June 10th
5:50 AM
Via

a-bayani:

feral-femme:

tendrilz:

vile-insect:

beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Peaches roasted to sweet perfection paired with creamy coconut milk for a decadent dairy-and-sugar-free summer treat! Click HERE for the recipe.

Excuuuuuuuuuuuse me. Now. RIGHT NOW.

good morning!!

WHAAAAT

SHAUN LET’S MAKE THEEEESE