Woah cutest popsicles EVER are they even edible?

gastrogirl:

spumoni mousse cake.

Dear Diary, yesterday Lyda and I went out for coffee and she got espresso poured over ice cream and I got a cinnamon roll and black coffee and we had an intense food fantasy talk, then we watched the Last Unicorn and ate cupcakes and did our nails and she gave me her white crackle polish (it’s so much fun I’ve never tried crackles b4) and I fell asleep on the couch at 5:30 in the morning when I finally got home I was stoned for over 12 hours yesterday oof too much what is time anyway and how does it work. I really need to clean the kitchen.
PS why are my friends all 2 cute, I have really cute friends okay
PSS my face is beat, I really need more sleep. I just can’t relax enough to sleep well lately, I’m too stressed out ugh plus I’ve been drinking way too much coffee lately but it is so warm and deslishous ok?

Toast a bagel and put butter and chocolate frosting on it. Trust me just do it.

nuestrahermana:

Super easy energy balls: 1 cup peanut butter or almond butter 1/2 cup flaxseed meal 1 cup oats 1 handful or more of chocolate or carob chips 1/4 honey or agave & any small amounts of dried fruits or seeds + dash of cinnamon. Mix reaaaally well and form little balls (I do this with my hand) and set in container in fridge. Gluten free & high protein

I’m hungry but I’m too lazy to make food. I wish someone would come over with a pizza.

Adorable Jordan with the amazing vegan pizza she made last night

Martha never lets me eat in peace.

coldeyesthatburn:

the-goggles:

coldeyesthatburn:

outlawempress:

via chanelcoco872

um wur the icing at? this cake is naked

naked cake is the best cake

a cake without icing is just a big ass muffin

I appreciate the commentary on this picture very much. Put some frosting on that shit.

feral-femme:

saschaeatsteeth:

expertcosmotips:

actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine

that’s it. Cosmo is straight up trolling everyone

i’ve been telling my friends about this cosmo tip for so long!!! i had this issue when i was younger! no one believes me BUT HERE IS THE PROOF

BEAUTIFUL. I think this would make a great special surprise for my partner! Bwahaha.

I read an issue of cosmo a couple years ago that said to put/rub all of the following things on yer dudez dick: a shoe lace, a fine tooth comb, mango (in your mouth while sucking), a whole stack of scrunchies, and I think ice cubes. It’s like a scavenger hunt list! ON YER DICK

gastrogirl:

strawberry ice cream.