10:45 PM
Black hair, pointy brows, Boris.
2:03 AM
Just for vanity. I’m not sure why my hair looks so green and poopy in this, it’s actually a nice juicy turquoise. Weird lighting.
9:56 PM
Narcissus in the garden




10:20 PM
Just for fun: before & after putting on makeup and straightening my bangs. Big difference, huh?
12:54 AM
Pretty boy porch vanity, featuring my pimples and pussy. You know the drill, everything I’m wearing is thrifted and DIY except my shoes and socks.
submissions, dear ones?
seems like the ol’ queue has run dry. we need your vanity!
C’mon, lets all get vain!
10:47 PM
Smoke and phlegm.
1:34 AM
space cadet reporting for duty
9:33 PM
Slt. Slutty Mc.Slutterson
Woah, I think I just invented Slt. as a prefix. No more worrying over Ms. or Mr.! I’m so proud of myself!
9:47 PM
Wherefor art thou baby face




Pow pow pow!
My baby elf hat, Jason’s scarf, and Martha.
Todays outfit, in gifs




7:27 AM
late night vanity




Vain as fuck, don’t care. Every day afternoon lately when I get dressed I eye this leotard-thing I made and want to put it on, but it’s been way too cold. I don’t think I’ve worn it for like a year. Today I took a shower (finally. you don’t even want to know how gross my hair had gotten) and decided to just wear it around the house.